My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.
Because you know what.
You know what.
After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.
would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?
They told us it never worked again. And that was kind of true. They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs. But other things, they got right. They got the vastly delayed aging. And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour. And the talent for leading through example. And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.
Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.
He’s had them since he was a little boy.
That little boy right there.
KATIE. KATIE. KAITE READ THIS.
And he could have some crazy healing factor that let him survive getting stabbed by Loki!!!!
OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS HOW HE’S STILL ALIVE I AM TELLING YOU, I’M CALLING IT RIGHT NOW
You know what yahoo let’s make a deal. If you cut the access from tumblr to the fucking weheartit, we might slightly like you.
I SWEAR IF THEY TAKE ANYTHING I LOVE AWAY I WILL SUE!
FAMILY FRIENDLY DOES THIS MEAN NO SMUT?!?!!!? OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO
there are reasons you don’t do the harlem shake
This is the only good harlem shake video on the internet
This brightened my entire week!
…I have died and gone to chocolate heaven
I literally just laughed through this entire thing and all I could say was ‘what are you doing?!?!’ before laughing again!
It’s almost 4:15am like wtf where did the last like 5 hours go?!?!
Best reaction on The X Factor ever
For all the illiterate people of the world.